Meet Jack O. Lantern, the man who’s as cool as a crisp autumn breeze and as patient as a pumpkin waiting for Halloween. Jack has a peculiar hobby: every mid-November, he visits local farms not just to feed the animals, but to offer himself as a seasonal snack! With a grin as wide as a jack-o’-lantern’s, he bravely ventures into the barnyard, where the goats nibble on his hat and the chickens peck at his shoelaces. Jack insists it’s all in good fun, claiming that being part of the farm’s food chain is the ultimate way to appreciate nature. After all, who else can say they’ve been a walking buffet for barnyard critters?